Muller scores, injures himself celebrating, ruled out for seven months!
Note to every professional football player: Don't do what Nicolai Muller did. The Hamburg player scored eight minutes into the new season against Augsburg, and then decided to perform some weird helicopter-styled celebration. The end result? He ruptured a knee ligament and is set to miss the next seven months. Nicolai we hope you recover quickly because we do feel really bad for you and HSV are definitely going to miss your goals this season.